Happy Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes {LATEST}

It’s the perfect day for the people to express their love to their loved one. This day is being celebrated by the husband and wife in a very special way and they promise each other that they will continue celebrating their anniversary till the last breath of their life. There are different traditions or way to celebrate the anniversary in different parts of the world. Wedding anniversary quotes or Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes are a poignant and eloquent reminder that in marriage we are greater than the sum of our parts.

Marriage is a so special thing to a person who gets involved in it and makes sweet memories with their partner. Wedding Anniversary is the time when people look back to the sweet memories that they spent together. They simply lack the time to come up with the words to express all that they have in mind.  That is why the anniversary is a much-awaited occasion for the couple. People do lots of loving things on the day of their anniversary.

Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman”  Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Anonymous

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates

“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Helen Rowland

“Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.” Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Anonymous

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.” Anonymous

“Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you, Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.” Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Anonymous

“I didn’t find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.” Anonymous

Happy Anniversary Funny Quotes

“Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.” ~Gene Perret

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” ~Mignon McLaughlin

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” ~ Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Paul Sweeney

“An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.” ~Author unknown

“Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.” ~Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Author unknown

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.” ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.” ~ Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.” ~Author unknown

“Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.” ~Michael Leunig

“The highest happiness on earth is marriage.”  Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by William Lyon Phelps

Latest Wedding Anniversary Quotes

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn’t marry me. ~ Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes by Robert Brault

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work. ~Author Unknown

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~ Latest Wedding Anniversary Quotes by Simone Signoret

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. ~Menander

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. ~ Latest Wedding Anniversary Quotes by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When the one man loves the one woman and the one woman loves the one man, the very angels desert heaven and come and sit in that house and sing for joy. ~The Brahma Sutras

Anniversary Wishes for Couple

The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate

Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Twenty-five years of happiness known.
A very long time, yet so quickly it’s flown!
It’s nice to remember the good times we’ve had,
and leave in the past any things that were bad.
~Norman Wesley Brooks, “From Your Loving Husband on Our Silver Anniversary,” 1967

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. ~Mark Twain

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~M*A*S*H

Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor

I prefer, where love’s concerned, nonspecific anniversaries
that can be celebrated every day.
~Wisława Szymborska (1923–2012), “Possibilities,” 1997, translated from the Polish by Clare Cavanagh and Stanisław Barańczak

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Couple

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. ~Andre Maurois

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan

So swiftly have the years sped by
Since our hearts were young and gay,
That it is hard to realize,
Even though our hair is gray,
That it was fifty years ago
When we took that sacred vow
To cherish and love each other;
And we have from then till now!
~Gertrude Buckingham, “Our Golden Wedding,” 1953
#50th wedding anniversary quote

Happiness and pain and sorrow
Were our portions through the years
That we two have lived together;
But love helped to dry all tears.
And my heart gives me this message,
Knowing all that I know now,
If the clock could be turned backward,
I’d still take that holy vow!
~Gertrude Buckingham, “Our Golden Wedding,” 1953

True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love

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